Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Post diet....

I LOST 15 POUNDS!


It's a miracle! So I have to give some disclaimers about this diet since I know everyone's pumped about it now:

  • unless you have tons of money to spend on a seven-day diet, you will not buy enough food, and you will be hungry CONSTANTLY
  • eating tons of fruits and vegetables makes you super bloated
  • you'll hate the very thought of the soup by the fourth day
  • it's a good jump start diet-- I've been eating 1500 calories a day of veggies, fruits, whole grains, and other healthy stuff. But if I had gone back to eating the way I used to, I would have gained all the weight back.
The End

(p.s. I completely gave up by 6pm of the seventh day, shhhh)

Monday, September 12, 2011

Fat.

For a few years now, I’ve taken medicine for mild depression/anxiety. (Story for another day.) Today I saw my psychiatrist so he could check up on things, and he asked me how my appetite was.

Come to mention it,” I said thoughtfully, “I’ve been eating, like, the whole world.”
(not pregnant)
He asked if I was stressed. Yes, I am stressed. He asked how that affects my eating habits.

My eating habits:

-no breakfast


-pathetic attempt at eating healthy while at school/work (carrot sticks, grapes, whole wheat english muffin with almond butter and banana slices...)

-come home exhausted, turn on the TV, and proceed to consume whatever strikes my fancy for the next five hours. OH, and if I have time to make dinner, it’s some heavy pasta thing with a green vegetable on the side to make myself feel better.


So, imagine my surprise when he has me step on a scale and I weigh a whole 20 POUNDS more than I thought I would!

All right, yes I’ve noticed. My clothes are too small. It’s embarrassing. I feel bloated and chunky all the time. I keep meaning to do something about it, like make time for the gym or stop buying snacks... but at the end of a long day, torturing myself by withholding yummy food just sounds so cruel!

But I tell you, stepping on that scale and discovering to my horror that I’ve exceeded my highest weight on my mission (Utah mission: we had a car, and every night was Thanksgiving dinner) was the straw that broke the camel’s back. (Is that a fat joke??)

So I’m doing something about it. Some people post before and after pictures of themselves in their underwear. HELL NO. Besides, my dearest, beloved sister-in-law did that and for one irrational moment, I wanted to shoot her (sorry Becca!) and I’m not naive enough to think someone else won’t want to shoot ME.

And this isn’t about looks. It’s about feelings. I want to feel good. I don’t really care what pants-size that means.

Giving myself fatty, sugary treats sounds like a reward, but that’s an illusion. The real reward is going out of my way to give myself something healthy. So this is my present to me.



(I did this when I got home from my mission and it was wonderful. I lost 15 pounds, felt awesome, and was set on a path of good eating for as long as my self-control would allow it.)


Sacred Heart Medical Diet



This 7-day eating plan can be used as often as you like. If correctly followed, it will clean out your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being. After only 7 days of this process, you will begin to feel lighter by at least 10 pounds and possibly 17 pounds, and experience an abundance of energy.
(I’ve replaced the soup recipe from the site with one my mom came up with-- it’s the same heathiness only yummier.

SOUP:

  • 2 cans diced fire roasted tomatoes

  • one chopped onion

  • 1 large can beef broth (no fat)

  • 1 package Lipton chicken noodle soup

  • 3 stalks chopped celery

  • Some chopped carrots

  • 2 cans green beans

  • one red and one yellow pepper, diced

  • sliced mushrooms



Put it all together, boil fast for ten minutes then simmer til veggies are tender.
Add worcesteshire or cholula chipolte for flavor.)

This soup can be eaten anytime you are hungry during the week. Eat as much as you want, whenever you want. This soup will not add calories. The more you eat, the more you will lose. You may want to fill a thermos in the morning if you will be away during the day.

DRINKS:

  • Unsweetened juices

  • Tea (also herbal)

  • Coffee

  • Cranberry juice

  • Skim milk

  • Water, water, water



DAY ONE
Any fruit (except bananas). Cantaloupes and watermelon are lower in calories than most other fruits. Eat only soup and fruit today.

DAY TWO
All vegetables. Eat until you are stuffed with fresh raw, cooked or canned veggies. Try to eat green leafy veggies and stay away from dry beans, peas or corn. Eat veggies along with the soup. At dinnertime tonight reward yourself with a big baked potato and butter. Don't eat any fruits through today.
DAY THREE
Eat all the soup, fruit and veggies you want. Do not have a baked potato. If you have eaten as above for three days and not cheated, you should find that you have lost 5-7 pounds.

DAY FOUR
Bananas and skim milk: Eat at least 3 bananas and drink as much milk as you can today, along with the soup. Bananas are high in calories and carbohydrates, as is the milk but on this particular day, your body will need the potassium and carbs. Proteins and calcium to lessen the cravings for sweets.

DAY FIVE
Beef and tomatoes: you may have 10 to 20 ounces of beef and a can of tomatoes, or as many as 6 tomatoes on this day. Eat the soup at least once today.

DAY SIX
Beef and veggies, eat to your heart's content of the beef and veggies today. You can even have 2-3 steaks if you like with green leafy veggies but no baked potato. Be sure to eat the soup at least once today.

DAY SEVEN
Brown rice, unsweetened fruit juice and veggies, again, be sure to stuff yourself and eat the soup. You can add cooked veggies to your rice if you wish.
By the end of the 7th day, if you have not cheated on this diet, you should have lost 10 to 17 pounds. If you have lost more than 17 pounds, stay off the diet for two days before resuming the diet again.

This diet is fast. The secret lies within the principle that you will burn more calories than you take in. It will flush your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being. This diet does not lend itself to drinking any alcoholic beverages at any time. Because of the fat build-up in your system. Go off the diet at least 14 hours before any intake of alcohol.

Due to the variety of digestive systems in individuals, this diet will affect everyone differently. After day three, you will have more energy than when you began, if you do not cheat. After being on the diet for several days, you will find that your bowel movements have changed. Eat a cup of bran or fiber. Although you can have black coffee with this diet, you may find that you don't need caffeine after the third day.

The basic fat burning soup can be eaten anytime you feel hungry during the seven days. Eat as much as you wish. Remember the more you eat, the more you will lose. You can eat broiled, boiled or baked chicken instead of the beef. Absolutely no skin on the chicken. If you prefer, you can substitute broiled fish for the beef on only one of the beef days. You need the high protein in the beef for the other days.

Continue on the diet as long as you wish and feel the difference both mentally and physically.

DO NOT - DO NOT
No bread, alcohol, carbonated drinks (including diet drinks). Remember, absolutely no fried foods.

DO - DO - DO - DO
Drink plenty - at least 6 to 8 glasses - of water a day, as well as any combination of the following beverages: black coffee, unsweetened fruit drinks, cranberry juice and skim milk.
This diet comes from the Sacred Heart Memorial Hospital that is used for overweight heart patients in order to lose weight rapidly, usually prior to surgery.







Saturday, September 10, 2011

Oh alright, I GUESS we can write in our blog again since it's been SEVEN MONTHS...


I would like to begin this post with a confession:

I have a bald spot in the middle of my right eyebrow
and I have to fill it in with a pencil
every day
.
It's really hard to deal with.

SO... here's what's up:

1. I'm not pregnant. Let's just get that out of the way.

2. We both have about two years left of school and sometimes I feel old and dumb and sometimes I'm just grateful to be in school.

3. We live in this apartment right by campus and it's cheap but we're the only married people here (in fact, I think I'm the only girl here) and everyone around here just gets drunk all the time but we're saving money and it's actually really cute. Pictures to come. (Yeah right!!)

4. Tonight on a triple date with two other married couples, one of the girls pulled me aside and said,
"I love the way your husband looks at you. I can just see how in love he is with you."

I get choked up thinking about that.

5. I made some earrings out of old buttons.

6. I love Bon Iver.

7. This is all that girls on campus wear.

Notice how they're walking separate and no one knows each other. This is a thing!

8. I hate this.

It's disgusting.

9. I'm really enjoying being bang-less. (sounds weird)


And yes, I am in fact uploading pictures from my phone.

10. This was the day I looked like a lesbian.


11. We did this to all the computers, but the geniuses at Best Buy rigged them so they'd go back to blank after the screensaver started. A fruitless effort.

12. I think at this point I had like two more months of selling. Can you tell how hard I'm trying not to cry?
13. Scott has the most feminine legs I have ever seen.

Well, I guess that's all. We got really into Mad Men for a while but couldn't stand all the infidelity. It's not that the show really glamorizes it, it's more that I began having nightmares and didn't want Scott to leave the house. I get a tad bit too into shows.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Update From We Who Suck At Blogging

  • We only have about five weeks until we say yeehaw to Knoxville and trek across the country again back to Idaho
  • Between our jobs we'll have six months' expenses in our savings (the Dave Ramsey way)
  • My hair is getting really long
  • I've become consumed by an obsession with Lost
  • We discovered a delicious all-you-can-eat sushi buffet and I had a terrifying experience with a crawdad
  • Scott got really good grades last semester and I'm trudging through online classes
  • We have a calling in the nursery at church (which means we get sick every couple of weeks) and it's actually been really cool to see how we both interact with kids
  • We're having an epic battle of how to spend money we shouldn't (Scott = plasma TV, Siobhan = fun trip)
  • We've been together (dating/married) for almost two years!
  • Um... yeah that's it. Can you see why we never update? :)

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Hey from Jupiter

Scott's been on my back about never writing in our blog. That old ball and chain.

So, Mucinex D has ruined my life. It cleared up my sinuses for eight hours (NOT 12, as promised), made me completely stoned for a busy Friday night at work, and now it's 4:41 in the morning and after lying in bed for five hours without being able to breathe or sleep, I've surrendered to Hot Pockets, 30 Rock, and writing all of this.

(On a related note, I am totally on Alec Baldwin's side. Kim Basinger is crazy.)

I really like my job. I like working hard and getting the instant gratification of cash. I like that people actually want me to come up and talk to them, as opposed to when I was a missionary or when I did door-to-door sales. I like watching the savings pile and pile. We have a goal of graduating debt-free. I like that I'll have a significant impact on us reaching that goal.

Someone asked the other day when Scott and I see each other. He goes to school full-time and I work full-time-- at different times of the day. But it's like even when we're apart I feel like Scott is with me. We text every remotely interesting thing that happens to us (for example, a car exploded in his school's parking lot. EXPLODED). The few precious hours late at night we have together to snack and watch TV make my heart melt. I know people who don't believe in marriage. Maybe they've never had a glimpse of this-- this is the good stuff in life.

On the show they're eating pizza. I want pizza.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

We're the Best Halloweeners Around.

Siobhan and I love Halloween. Next to Christmas, it's our favorite holiday, and as this is our first "married" Halloween, we decided to have fun with it this year.

First we went to a "haunted" corn maze called the Trail of Doom. When i was a kid you actually had to figure out how to get out of the corn maze, and you would always get disoriented because some guy in a hockey mask was chasing you around with a chainsaw. It was awesome. Unfortunately they don't allow that anymore. Now they only have one path that's roped off, so you can't get lost. They put a lot more effort into it now though, so it was still a lot of fun.

The night before Halloween we got together with Brent and Natalie and carved pumpkins. We had a lot of fun doing it and I think they turned out really well.

Siobhan went with the classic pumpkin, mine was an attempt to do the face of Frank the Rabbit from the movie Donnie Darko (great movie). On Halloween we went back to Brent and Natalie's for an awesome dinner, passed out candy, went home and watched Frankenstein until two in the morning, then called it a night.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I think I'm turning Japanese.

i rearry think so.

It's funny because it's racist. So Siobhan and I have hopefully found a renewed motivation to write on our blog regularly again; we want to include this in a hardbound photo book that we are going to make for our one year anniversary. When I logged in today I found several drafts of old blog posts that I've written over the past few months that never made it on here. Now that nobody reads any of this anymore, I'm glad that we have found another excuse to write drafts of posts that will never make it on here.

A few days ago we celebrated our 6 month anniversary. Not that we'll ever celebrate anniversaries biannually again, but this being our first year of marriage we couldn't help ourselves. And we've been looking for an excuse to learn how to make sushi. Despite being told that it was really hard to make good sushi your first time, we managed to make something good and edible:

Bam, sushi. The California roll (the one with the rice on the outside) was fairly difficult. The rice sticks to everything, so you have to be really careful when handling and cutting it. Other than that, it's not too bad. We had fun making it, too. Our next challenge is to do it tempura.

Later that evening we bought our favorite candy and watched Shutter Island. Great movie. Got us psyched for Halloween. On a side note, we love Halloween. In fact we are going to a haunted corn maze tonight, it's going to be awesome!

That was our 6 month anniversary! Here's us making/enjoying the sushi: